This is rather...strangeposted Feb 4th 2008, 5:21PM
Mood: Blah
A friend sent this to me, I found it rather funny.
RULES OF REVOLUTION:
Rule 1: Sisters are either in love with their brothers…or have sex with them. (never both) No exceptions.
Rule 2: Think your straight? Think again….and again, and again, and again, and again—
Rule 3: Each fight deserves apocalyptic opera rock in the background. I’ll say it again. Apocalyptic opera rock.
Rule 4: The monkey-rat eats everything. He eats his food, her food, your food, their food…stuff he THINKS is food. If his mouth isn’t chewing something, its cuz he’s dead.
Rule 5: Are you pissed? Slap Anthy. Go on. Do it. It’s what everyone does…everyone. Everyday. Every minute. Every second. (Every episode?)
Rule 6: You cannot attend Ohtori Academy unless your parents are dead, you’re into incest, your gay, or seeking to ‘prove’ or ‘disprove’ some abstract concept like eternity or miracles.
Rule 7: Everyone knows how to fight with a sword.
Rule 8: Choo-Choo =/= Chu-Chu.
Rule 9: The overly dramatic is not dramatic, its comedic. And the overly comedic is not comedic, its dramatic.
Rule 10: Leaves, spinning roses, stopwatches, cats, and bells mean more then they seem to mean.